Ingredients:
Celery
Kale
Carrots
Mandarin orange
Ginger
Tools:
Cutting board
Blender
Instructions:
1. Chop up veggies or be lazy and buy baby carrots. Put as many veggies as you want to force yourself to eat into a blender.
2. Peel and chop ginger. Add about a teaspoon to a tablespoon into blender.
3. Add a peeled mandarin orange. Or two. Or none, if you hate yourself.
4. Blend.
5. Sip to taste. If it tastes good, drink slowly. If it tastes like shit, chug it.
6. Try not to eat candy for dinner, again, because you are an adult.
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| Ingredients in blender. |
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| Mmm. Green. |
